The Outlaw

((Weird. Says I have 9 messages, only seeing 5. I know that I have nine left, too. Tumblr’s at it again! If you sent me one and I haven’t answered it go ahead and send it again. Anyway I wanted to take this moment to say that I’m still not back from my hiatus, but I found a few seconds of free time while waiting to board this here plane.

I also wanted to plug the ooc blog attached to this one where I would normally post something like this to keep it off my askblog. http://askgravesooc.tumblr.com  if you’re at all interested in updates or responses to replies on asks and whathaveyou, as I don’t like clogging this one up with that.

Take it easy guys and gals. ))

Anonymous asked: Feelin' lucky? LADY LUCK IS SMILIN' huehuehuehuehue

…You feelin’ alright?

Anonymous asked: Hello again, I know I have been bothering you with so many questions. But I can assure you that this is the last one. (for now) So tell me: what do you think of this quote? "A woman's charm is 50% illusion."

Ain’t no bother, really — I just ain’t been feelin’ th’ uge ta crawl through this here pile o’ mail lately, heh. Got other thing on m’mind, y’could say.

Anyhow, I’m thinkin’ that quote depends on who we’re talkin’ ‘bout. Y’could say there’s more truth t’that than y’might expect when yer talkin’ ‘bout, say … LeBlanc.

Then again, y’got somebody like Ahri, ‘n I’m more’n certain that big ol’ pink heart flyin’ at my head hurts like th’ dickens. Her Charm ain’t no illusion. I got the bruises t’prove it.

madame-s:

The Grand Spring Gala

(( Clockwise from the top left:

Amumu http://askamumu.tumblr.com
Ram Steed http://ramsteed.tumblr.com
Kuroid / Demetrius: http://kuroid.tumblr.com
Soraka http://ask-soraka.tumblr.com
Master Yi http://askmaster-yi.tumblr.com
Graves http://askgraves.tumblr.com
Veperine http://veperine.tumblr.com
Vladimir http://ask-vladimir.tumblr.com/
Rin http://rinidinger.tumblr.com
Renekton http://asksomecrocodile.tumblr.com
Scylliss http://madame-s.tumblr.com
Warwick http://askwarwick.tumblr.com
Jillian http://asksummonerJillian.tumblr.com
Jens belongs to http://askviktorthemachineherald.tumblr.com

poke the clickthrough link for the DA file and full size, because it’s pretty huge.

I wanted to put in more people, but size and time limitations. For friends and a couple of friends of friends. I started this sucker two days ago and will be moving from New York to Texas via ROAD TRIP within the next 3 days, so you might understand my plight with time. Thanks for being cool, guys. Loves ya :> ))

((GET ON MY BLOG.

No but seriously. Madame S is my brosphine and this is fantastic. Thank you for thinking of me even when I have not been around and will continue to be MIA until life stops kicking my ass. Made my day!))

(via madame-s)

Anonymous asked: you and ask-soraka should snog

Y’know. Far as I know, ‘er name’s jes plain ol’ Soraka. Dunno what this “ask-Soraka” business’ ‘bout. Is it some kinna Ionian title’re somethin’?

 Anyhow.

Nope. 

asklulu-and-pix asked: Hey, hey, mister! Can I follow you around and wave my wand around you~?

Well, if it ain’t the new half-pint ‘erself! I don’t see no reason why not, darlin’, so long as yer not turnin’ me inta squirrel, ‘r a cat ‘r a cupcake.

vvilpower:

@Askgraves

So have you ever considered being in the mafia?

 Kinna takes a bit more dedication t’a singular cause than a fella like me’s used ta, but y’gotta admit that them there’s some mighty fine lookin’ threads.

Makes a man wonder how long th’League plans on keepin’ ya’ all tied up ‘n when yer stint is done, ‘cause it sure is temptin’ fer them fancy clothes alone, hehe. Only time’ll tell, partner. 

((tumblr, you ate my response. ))

I ain’t gonna babysit if that’s what yer thinkin’. Noisy buncha guttersnipes…

 That aside, though, it can be pretty surprisin’ just how much of a wallop them young’uns pack. But it makes a man wonder jes how screwed up the lot of ‘em’re gonna end up after experiencin’ so much dyin’ ‘n killin’ in them developmental years.

‘Cept ‘mumu. Ain’t even sure where t’begin with that one.

If past experience done taught me anythin’, it’s t’not make any such code fer yerself ‘cause y’never know when circumstances’re gonna change. ‘Course I guess that’s kinna a code in an’ o’ itself, huh? Heh.

Been hearin’ a lotta talk o’ such a thing lately. Not gonna lie, the League wants t’put me in some fine bib ‘n tucker, y’ain’t gonna hear no fuss from this fella. ‘Specially if I don’t gotta pony up th’cash t’get it all patched up after a tussle. Mebbe some smart-lookin’ hat t’go ‘long with it, huh?